Monday, July 27, 2009

My name is not Sarah.

I pride myself on avoiding profiling new guests.
But sometimes its hard to avoid the smell of douchebag in the air.

When i introduce myself to you. Please. Remember my name. Or, if you don't, please do not call me by someone elses even after several attempts on my part tonight to gently correct you.

"SARAH! HEY SARAHHHHH! SARAH!!"

Who the fuck is Sarah?

1 comment:

  1. SARAH..you talking about SARAH REDPATH?
    I thought it might be SAHARA RED 22 but that's impossible.
    "WHO THE FUCK is SARAH?".......
    You seem to say the WASHINGTON HO is HETU- FLORIDA U - CK?
    In " SS"?
    With BERRIRO?
    And HANSEN?
    But that can't be right.
    BARTENDER DIARIES...My Name is Not SARAH?
    NEWFOUNDLAND is a DEER?
    With DIANA & CONDOLEEZA RICE?
    And NATALIE with MASSACHUSETTS and YEMEN?
    NEVADA- TEXAS?
    SA?
    Look at all the QUESTIONS we will have to answer in our movie...
    " KANSAS KINGS'.
    SARAH REDPATH ?
    PURED?

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