My name is not Sarah.

I pride myself on avoiding profiling new guests.
But sometimes its hard to avoid the smell of douchebag in the air.

When i introduce myself to you. Please. Remember my name. Or, if you don't, please do not call me by someone elses even after several attempts on my part tonight to gently correct you.

"SARAH! HEY SARAHHHHH! SARAH!!"

Who the fuck is Sarah?