Battin' For the Other Team...

Is it wrong that when guys start inquiring about whether or not i have a boyfriend, i respond with some clever phrase implying that i'm a lesbian?

Tonight I was "...battin' for the other team..."

All of my regulars are familiar with this game. And i oft' call upon them to back me up in a time of need. (Which they did so beautifully, if not graphically tonight.)

Thanks guys. You're a life saver. :)